Apple le Magnifique
My car got broken into in Astoria a couple of weeks ago, and they took my Apple Macbook Pro laptop, which I spent a small fortune on in May (they also took my video ipod, and the car adapter for it) After filing the police report, I got in touch with one of the district managers from Apple, and told her my predicament. She said she might be able to help me out.
I went down to the Apple store in Walt Whitman Mall a couple of days ago…and when I told one of the Apple store merchants who I was, they said they would be able to get me a 75% discount on a refurbished Macbook Pro or a 50% discount on any new items….so I took the Macbook Pro since I really did love that computer…and I was able to buy a hard drive and some other software without having to break a thousand buckaroos!
Thank you Apple. You might rule the world one day, but I don’t care. I’ll keep buying your products anyway.

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