My nonsense dialogue with Tom P

For those who don’t know Tom P, he is my brother’s best friend, and quite the genius. Anyway, we’ve had these superbly bizarre e-mail conversations that go back and forth the last year or so. I’ll post some of the best, not so offensive ones here on MunkinaBarrel.

--------From an older e-mail

Me: If you can make cupcakes for any president, who would it be, and why?


Tom P.: I would probably would not make cupcakes but make magic middles! Do you remember those cookies made by Keebler? The cookie with a fudge center…they however discontinued them!! I used to love eating them back in the day. I wonder how those little gnomes got the fudge into the center. It is one of the many mysteries of the world like the lost city of atlantis, the great pyramid of giza, or Michael Jackson's nose. As for the president i would it make it for…it would probably be Grover Cleveland. Any guy who gets elected to the most important job in the world two non-consecutive times is a gangsta in my book. What would u make and for who?


Me: I remember Magic Middles! My brother and I used to eat them while we watched our neighbor’s Saint Bernard get it on with a chihuahua (not a pretty sight, yet somehow my brother loved it). Do you remember when we used to eat them while we saw our neighbor’s dogs get it on?



As for me, I’d made chocolate chip cupcakes for Jefferson. Jefferson was a Baller. I mean, dinosaur egg eating kind. I’d also like to make a cupcake for Hugo Chavez, but I know he’s not our president, or ever will be. Amen.